turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via mymindisfullofuselessrubbish)

clesktop:

when your friend does something embarrassing in public

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(via mymindisfullofuselessrubbish)

heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

(via paigerly)

crocker-incorporated:

Finding a new friend

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Slowly developing a crush on them

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(Source: mariowiki, via tyleroakley)